DUMMKOPF

The blog with an unhealthy obsession with heavy metal.

The Internet home of my fiction band; ACYD! Fell free to bother them by asking them stuff!

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

(via bayareabuttcore)

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jadeharleyismywaifu:

digisummers:

no guys just imagine

all the kids playing this song

wow :)

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folkdeath95:

Seems like a decent lineup.

folkdeath95:

Seems like a decent lineup.

(Source: generation-wild)

l-a-s-t-m-i-n-u-t-e:

All stars *_*

l-a-s-t-m-i-n-u-t-e:

All stars *_*

meltdownnnn:

TUMBLR DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

meltdownnnn:

TUMBLR DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

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meltdownnnn:

TUMBLR DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

meltdownnnn:

TUMBLR DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

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sociallyinadequate:

This will never stop being funny.

(Source: banjo-heyworth, via elasticitymudflap)

  • me: hey
  • friend: i have a boyfriend
  • me: whats up
  • friend: we totally made out last night
  • me: ok so how are you
  • friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
  • me: wow
  • friend: boyfriend
bayareabuttcore:

metalproblems:

Submitted by hanyou13.

been a long time since i’ve had to hear someone say this (stopped hanging out with 14 year olds) but holy schmoly seriously

bayareabuttcore:

metalproblems:

Submitted by hanyou13.

been a long time since i’ve had to hear someone say this (stopped hanging out with 14 year olds) but holy schmoly seriously

GOD

that was a truly CONKSUCK performance. Fuckin’ jazz band.